Depressed Businessman

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    Sinister96

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    Depressed Businessman

    Post by Sinister96 on Fri May 15, 2009 8:29 pm

    So theres this depressed businessman, you feel? So yea the depressed businessman all like "oh, im tired of all this. theres no more left to live for." so the businessman decides to jump off a bridge. but when he reaches the edge of the bridge, he looks down the edge of the bridge, and sees a man with no arms bobbing up and down in the river. he says, "hey. that guy has no arms but hes enjoying himself. maybe theres something to live for after all." so he walks down to the river and says, "thank you. i was about to kill myself, but i noticed that you have no arms, yet your swimming around and having a great time." then the man replies, "i aint swimmin. im tryin to scratch my ass!"

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